Showing posts from December, 2008

Jokes, New Year Fun, New Year Jokes, New Year Pranks, New Year Funny Jokes, Happy New Year Pranks

Want to share some New Year Jokes? Here are some Jokes, New Year Fun, New Year Jokes, New Year Pranks, New Year Funny Jokes, Happy New Year Pranks, which you can share with your friends and family and celebrate this New Year 2009 funnily and happily. Wish you a very Happy New Year 2009!!

A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says, "I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking". The man says, " I am in the process of quitting". Right now, I am in the middle of phase one. What's phase one? I've quit buying.

There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying." "No, it's not that. This day is th…

Snowball Recipe, Egg Snowballs, Desert, Snowballs Recipe, Egg Snowball Recipe, Snowball Recipes

Looking for snoballs recipe? Here is Snowball Recipe, Egg Snowballs, Desert, Snowballs Recipe, Egg Snowball Recipe, Snowball Recipes.... tastes deliciously yummy....

10 large egg whites
1 each vanilla bean
2 ounces sugar
1 quart water or 1 qt milk

Caramel :
5 tablespoons sugar
5 tablespoons water

In a large bowl, whip the egg whites until they are very stiff. Add the vanilla bean paste.
Add sugar (amount of sugar varies - it has to bind the eggs).
In a large saucepan, heat (but do NOT boil) milk or water.
Shape the beaten egg whites into quenelles and float them in the liquid to poach gently.
After 2 minutes, turn the egg puffs with a spoon dipped in cold water.
Cook for 3 more minutes, then remove to a baking pan.
Drain the pan, and briefly reserve the quenelles.
Boil the sugar and water in a saucepan until it forms caramel.
Scoop Creme Anglaise into the bottoms of your serving bowls and then place a quenelle in each bowl.
Sprinkle with roasted almonds and top with carame…

Spinal Muscular Atrophy, sma, sma disease, sma syndrome, crohn s disease, chrons disease

SMA in full form Spinal Muscular Atrophy is a crohns disease with multiple disorders, all having in common a genetic cause and the manifestation of weakness due to loss of the motor meurons of the spinal cord and brainstem.
The spinal muscular atrophy (sma), sma disease, sma syndrome, crohn s disease, chrons disease is becoming a real threat to many people.

What is sma or spinal muscular atrophy?

Spinal Muscular Atrophy or SMA Types I, II, and III belong to a group of hereditary diseases that cause weakness and wasting of the voluntary muscles in the arms and legs of infants and children.
The disorders are caused by an abnormal or missing gene known as the survival motor neuron gene (SMN1), which is responsible for the production of a protein essential to motor neurons. Without this protein, lower motor neurons in the spinal cord degenerate and die.
The type of SMA (I, II, or III) is determined by the age of onset and the severity of symptoms.
Type I (also known as Werdnig-Hoffman diseas…

Hanukkah Prayers, Hanukkah Blessings, Chanukah Prayers, Hanukkah Prayer, Hanukkah 2008, Hanukkah Prayers In English, First Night Hanukkah Prayers

Hanukkah prayers, chanukah prayers, hanukkah blessings, first night hanukkah prayers are offered on the occassion of a eight day Jewish festival Hanukkah, the Festival of Lights. Lighting the Menorah continually for eight days with recitation of Hanukkah blessings, hanukkah prayers, chanukah prayers is the most important ritual in Judaism that is observed during the festival of Hanukkah. The candles are lit in order to show the miracle that was done by God to each Judaist family.
Here are few hanukkah prayers for hanukkah 2008.
Hanukkah Prayers in english:
The flicker of these lights echo the flame of our souls.
Searching. Hoping. Longing to find their place in the world as children of the Most High.
A G-d who promises us redemption through miracle and prayer, seeking and knowing.
He is our guidance who dispels the darkness and opens caverns of hope and salvation to our minds, eyes and hearts.
On this Festival of Lights, this miracle of days, we rekindle the Hanukkah flame in search not only…

First Lady Laura Bush Killed A Man In Texas, Laura Bush Car Accident, Laura Bush Killed, Laura Bush Killed A Guy, First Lady Laura Bush Did Kill A Guy

America's First Lady Laura Bush, wife of former U.S President George W. Bush, killed a man in Texas. It's a sad story but it's a fact. Laura Bush did kill a guy in a car accident. It was long time back, when she was 17. In 1963, Laura Bush then known as Laura Welch, while driving passed a stop sign and struck a car that killed her by then boyfriend, Mike Douglas, 17, as said by her friends. On the evening of November 5, 1963 , Laura was driving with her best friend to a party. At a dangerous intersection, she failed to see Mike, who was driving a door less car. They collided badly and Mike was thrown from his car, breaking his neck and died on spot instantly. No charges were filed as a result of the accident.

Earthquake California, December 5 Earthquakes, Earthquake Southern California, Earthquakes Today

According to scientists, California has more than 99% chance of having earthquakes of magnitude approximately 6.7 or even larger. Largest earthquake in California was on 1857 January 9 of magnitude 7.9.
On friday night, December 5 2008, there was a moderate earthquake in Southern California of magnitude 5.5. It could be felt from San Diego to Los Angeles.
the US geological survey said, it struck just outside Ludlow about 193 kilometers east of Los Angeles.
Till now there are no immediate reports of damage in San Diego along the coast or Jusua tree where the quake was also felt.

Recipe - Bread Polau Recipes, Bread Pulau Recipe, Bread Palau Recipe, Quick Recipes, Snacks Recipes, Breakfast Recipe, Bread Crumb Recipe

Bread slices with edges - 2 to 4Tomato - tiny slices - 1Potato - tiny square slices - 1 to 2Onion - Sliced - 1Green Chili - chopped - 1 to 2Sugar - for tasteSalt - for tasteOilGreen Dhania Leaves /Coriander Leaves(optional) - ChoppedHaldi Powder - a pinch or two.
In frying pan –
Heat 3 table spoons of oil.Add potato slices and fry for few seconds till it softens a bit.Add onion slices to that and fry a bit.Add sliced tomatoes and green chili.Dip the bread slices in a bowl of water and take out. Crumble those slices into tiny pieces.Add those slices to the frying pan.Add a pinch of salt & sugar for taste and haldi powder for color.Stir for a minute.Cover it for 2 minutes.Garnish it with chopped green dhania leaves. Now it’s ready to serve.

Note: If you want you can even add few ground nuts and peas while stirring.